Michael, any surprises?

The world seems to be treating me well these months. Although things could be better, they certainly could be much worse. I do not have the money and freedoms afforded to the Rich Girls, but how many people really do? I certainly do not have to worry about the kinds of things that our dear friend Michael Jackson has on his plate today. A few obvious observations about Michael Jackson's situation:

1. I know that he seems to love the company of children, but there are many better and less incriminating ways to spend time with them and help them and do good for them then having them over for one on one sleep-overs.

2. What parent thinks it is O.K. for their child to spend the night with a man in his home alone? Michael is not related to any of these children. I guess money can influence some people make some strange decisions.

3. The accusations they are making against Michael are quite gross. Either the child is lying, or Michael has done a few bad, bad things.

4. I think that Kobe paid the child off to make the accusation now so that it would take some of the heat off his trial. (I mean seriously, why not. Everyone thought the Heidi Fleiss trial was going to be the trial of the century because of all the celebrities that it might incriminate until the O.J. Simpson trial started. Kobe's legal team has obviously done its homework.)

5. And seriously if Michael Jackson ends up in prison (as a child molester no less) does anyone really think that he will make it through the first night before some curious prisoner decides to find out if a) Michael really is a man and b) how much silicone is in his face.

Michael all I have to say is good luck. I certainly hope that money does not get in the way of justice being served.