(And three things we will not be doing this year.)
As presented at the First Annual Canfield House Follies!
We will not be:
Gambling with the housekeepers. (They’re way too good at poker.)
Filling E-Mac’s room with popcorn. He’ll have to eat his way out!
Backyard wrestling in Ridgway. Mrs. F-M has humiliated me for the last time.
What we will be doing:
10. Sleeping through breakfast, and lunch, and dinner, Taco Bell is open til 3 a.m., participation may vary
9. Arguing about who gets to be Chewbacca at the annual Star Wars Christmas Party (c’mon Jared, you would make a perfect Yoda. I’m tired of being C-3PO)
8. Recording the Where’s Waldo book on tape
7. Watching Nate try to cook all his meals.
6. Did someone say South Park marathon?
5. Taking turns putting the boa constrictor in Shad’s bed
4. Married houseparents canoodling….all.…over.…campus.
3. Drawings for foreign language textbooks
2. The first rule of fight club in the rec room is you do not talk about fight club in the rec room
1. Caffeine!
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